12 Rules for Life
Nov. 17th, 2006 03:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
angelakI found this on a random blog. I really liked it:
The 12 Rules of Life
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, us WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know him or her.
5. Never pass up an oportunity to go to the bathroom.
6. If someone says that you're too good for him or her, believe him or her.
7. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It is easier to eat crow while it is still warm.
9. If you awake breaking, Congratulations! You have another chance!
10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it with you. Statitics show most people don't live to spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; it was given to us and we are just borrowing it while we are here even our kids. So enjoy it while you have it.
12. And finally...Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. Life is really so simple!
:D
I totally spend lunch hour with Jim. He is so hilarious. Oh, Oh! And he swears he saw Cristin kissing someone at one of the Issy bustops...you know, that one street near both of our homes? *shrugs* I didn't see it. And I mean who can really see when you are driving down the street? Wellll.... hmmmm. lol. Too bad, might have been a show. It made me giggle.
-Angela
The 12 Rules of Life
1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, us WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know him or her.
5. Never pass up an oportunity to go to the bathroom.
6. If someone says that you're too good for him or her, believe him or her.
7. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It is easier to eat crow while it is still warm.
9. If you awake breaking, Congratulations! You have another chance!
10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
11. Work is good, but it's not that important. Money is nice, but you can't take it with you. Statitics show most people don't live to spend all they saved; some die even before they retire. Anything we have isn't really ours; it was given to us and we are just borrowing it while we are here even our kids. So enjoy it while you have it.
12. And finally...Be really good to your family and friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. Life is really so simple!
:D
I totally spend lunch hour with Jim. He is so hilarious. Oh, Oh! And he swears he saw Cristin kissing someone at one of the Issy bustops...you know, that one street near both of our homes? *shrugs* I didn't see it. And I mean who can really see when you are driving down the street? Wellll.... hmmmm. lol. Too bad, might have been a show. It made me giggle.
-Angela
