Deeper than the Surface

[13:04] Travis: to only have a job where you could jizz into something
[13:04] Travis: and still make good monies
[13:04] Ithisia: hmmm
[13:04] Ithisia: Not sure it's all it's cracked up to be
[13:05] Ithisia: why don't you take a motherboard to the bathroom and jizz on it
[13:05] Ithisia: see what happens
[13:06] Travis: herm.. tempting
[13:06] Travis: but im goin gto have to pass
[13:06] Ithisia: lol
[13:06] Ithisia: dude, I just want you to know
[13:06] Ithisia: All things are possible, if that's your dream man
[13:06] Ithisia: easier if you used a stick of RAM...
[13:07] Ithisia: a little easier to conceal and transport to the loo
[13:09] Travis: herm true
[13:09] Travis: i think people would look at me strange if i brought a desktop into the bathroom with me
[13:09] Travis: "nothing to see here, just doing some IT work"

I can't resist:

(09:32:05 AM) Angela: there's a filtered part of my blog too but that is ok
(09:32:11 AM) Angela: I usually post public
(09:55:12 AM) Travis: ahh
(09:55:18 AM) Travis: i did share it with one of my co workers
(09:55:28 AM) Travis: don't need people thinking im lame around work
(09:55:46 AM) Travis: oh, and poking your BF in the ear with a dildo was a blast ;)
(09:55:57 AM) Angela: lol

[15:10] Travis: i like jimmy too
[15:10] Travis: good guy
[15:10] Ithisia: jeah
[15:10] Travis: if i were gay i would hit that
[15:10] Travis: sadly im not
[15:10] Ithisia: he doesn't try and rewrite my whole personality
[15:10] Ithisia: like bits on a hard drive
[15:11] Travis: hahaha
[15:11] Ithisia: lol
[15:11] Travis: how romantic
[15:11] Ithisia: I know, makes me want to *sniff sniff* cry!
[15:11] Travis: the HD represents the never ending love we share
[15:11] Ithisia: jk
[15:11] Ithisia: lol
[15:11] Travis: the plater of luv

Until Travis goes on to show his jaded nature:
[15:12] Travis: oh well, HD's come and go
[15:12] Travis: and always end up crashing
[15:12] Travis: and need a good format
[15:12] Travis: or throwe them out
[15:12] Travis: either or
[15:12] Travis: just like any magnetic medium its just a matter of time
[15:12] Travis: -Travis Heinz
[15:12] Travis: hahaha, damn thats some good shit

-Angela

Did I mention my mom is the best?

OH gods. You have to read this:

[20:29] Angela829: I NEED SEASON 3
[20:29] Angela829: HELP
[20:29] Angela829: HELP
[20:29] Angela829: I CAN'T TAKE IT
[20:29] Mom: go buy it
[20:29] Mom: lol
[20:29] Angela829: errrr
[20:29] Angela829: that's bad.
[20:29] Angela829: Well.
[20:29] Angela829: Not necessarily.
[20:29] Angela829: I could sell myself on the street
[20:29] Mom: exactly
[20:29] Angela829: and then I could buy it
[20:29] Mom: lol
[20:29] Angela829: hahaha
[20:30] Mom: hahahaha
[20:30] Mom: very funny

I entered the selling myself on the street part before she hit enter for her "exactly."

Oh, goodness.
Times like these remind me how lucky I am!
Had to share that with my f-list!

-Angela